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What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, I FLIP THIS TABLE

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prettyusagi:

Fuck everyone who donated to that potato salad kid tbh.

There are teenagers on this site that ask for donations and they don’t get shit. There are people on here who simply need money to move out, there are people on here who need to get out of a horrible situation at home, and they don’r get shit.

But some guy makes a kickstarter for a fucking prank and he gets 61k.

He better donate that money to people who need it.

Actually he’s under no obligation to do anything with his money other than make a potato salad. Zack ‘Danger’ Brown didn’t steal or con anyone out of their money, he made a silly webpage which turned out to make a lot of people laugh and become very profitable. Good for him. Could the money people donated been given to charity instead? Yes. But so could the money you spent replacing your smart phone last year or buying branded cereal or purchasing yet another losing lottery ticket.

If Zack does decide to donate any of his takings to charity then that’s fucking radical of him but if he doesn’t, that’s entirely fine too.

Fuck.

(Source: punktauriel)

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